Smokers Cough

Smoker’s Cough

Warning: The Surgeon General says that smoking is a danger to your health!

People in the know

Say you’re gonna go

If you smoke that extra fag a day

It’ll fog up your brain

And eat your lungs away

It’ll help to send you on your way

First you start to shake

Then you shiver and you’ll quake

And then you know it’s time for you to start…

Chorus

That smoker’s cough

That smoker’s cough, yeah

It’ll grab you and I won’t let go

That smoker’s cough

That smoker’s cough, yeah

Then you’ll really wish it wasn’t so

When your throat begins to burn

And your stomach starts to churn

Something deep inside begins to die

When you cough up all that phlegm

It’s time to say “Amen”

Then you know that you can kiss your lungs goodbye

First you start to shake

Then you shiver and you’ll quake

And then you know it’s time for you to start…

Chorus

That smoker’s cough

That smoker’s cough, yeah

It’ll grab you and I won’t let go

That smoker’s cough

That smoker’s cough, yeah

Then you’ll really wish it wasn’t so

[Repeat Chorus to fade]

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