Cannibal Psychopath

Cannibal Psychopath (Out on Bail)

I killed a man

And slit his throat

I ripped his insides out

I boiled his head

And ate his leg

Then cleaned up all the blood

In court that day

My mother sobbed

“He is a good boy, sir”

The judge, the fool

Said from his stool

“Alright, I grant you bail”

Chorus

I’m out on bail

Out on bail

I can do it all again

I’m out on bail

Out on bail

It’s only a matter of when!

The first night out

I roamed the streets

Seeking blood and meat

I watched the whores

And the seedy bars

My search was then complete

I’d found my prize

She was so alive

A blonde girl, Sandy Pam

I took her home

Then ground her bones

And used her heart for jam

Chorus

I’m out on bail

Out on bail

I can do it all again

I’m out on bail

Out on bail

It’s only a matter of when!

Then number three

She quite liked me

A cover girl named Anne

I slit her wrists

And in deathly mists

Threw her in the pan

I locked the door

Behind number four

And told her of my plan

Soon after her

I was craving more

Number five, a big girl, Sam

She was tough

And clung on to life

She only died at two

I sucked her eyes

But then got wise

And flushed her down the loo

The very next day

The police came again

And dragged me off for time

But they had no proof

And looked aloof

As the judge bailed me for the crime

Chorus

I’m out on bail

Out on bail

I can do it all again

I’m out on bail

Out on bail

It’s only a matter of when!

Back on the road

I hitched a ride

The driver’s spleen was heaven

His name was Tex

He was number six

But what of number seven?

She tasted best

And as a test

I mixed her with some bran

Then came the news

They’d found a clue

I was a guilty man

From his bench

The judge commenced

“I sentence you to death!”

But I escaped

And tasted twice

More human blood and flesh

Chorus

I’ve escaped from jail

Escaped from jail

I can do it all again

I’ve escaped from jail

Escaped from jail

It’s only a matter of when!

One starry night

I planned my fight

And crept back into court

In the judge’s chamber

I relieved my hunger

The judge was number ten!

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